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Posted by on Aug 26, 2013 , Monday Listicles | 1 comment

Monday Listicles: Oh No, She Didn’t

The topic of this week’s Listicle is “Oh no, you didn’t.”  I could only think of one thing I did that would fall under this category. However, last night, Twitter was talking about Miley Cyrus and her “act” on the MTV Video Music Awards. Since what she did on stage qualifies as “Oh no, she didn’t!”, the following are 10 different reactions I had to this, um, performance.  (If you didn’t see it, here it is, but you can’t unsee this.)

My 10 Reactions to Miley Cyrus’s Trainwreck of a VMA Performance

1. We now know what the “M” in VMA stands for. Hint: it’s not for Music.

2. The foam finger she used to masturbate while on stage is now infected with chlamydia.

3. I give it six months before the inevitable nude pictorial. The magazine in which it will appear it is yet to be determined.

4. Miley Cyrus should be thanking her lucky stars that she isn’t my daughter, because she’d be grounded until she’s 80.

5. I can’t unsee this, no matter how hard I try. There is no brain bleach strong enough to remove this from my mind.

6. Just because you can twerk doesn’t mean you should.

7. Was that a former replacement ref pretending to stick it to her from behind?

8. Is this supposed to be a tribute to Pedobear?

9. Gee, I haven’t seen enough of Miley Cyrus’s tongue? Does she even have one?

10. Remember when Madonna writhing around on the stage in a wedding dress while singing Like a Virgin was considered shocking? I do. And now I feel old.

Kathy Kramer

Kathy Kramer has words in her head, so she writes them down. Kiki Dee had words in her head, but she only just said them. Kathy has other things in her head that aren’t so great, but that’s what the medication is for.

Kathy is a freelance writer whose work has appeared in Plains Magazine and eFiction Magazine. Kathy is originally from Wisconsin but her mid-life crisis prompted her to move to South Dakota because she can’t be like other people and do normal mid-life crisis things like dress inappropriately for her age, get Botox or chase after younger men. No. Kathy has to be different.

When Kathy isn’t writing her author bio in the third person, she likes to make things, she likes to read books, and she likes to go outside. Kathy lives with her husband, whom she refers to in these pages as The Hubby or D. Kathy is also a mother, but doesn’t write much about her son, whom she refers to in these pages as T, because he’s an adult and she does not have his permission to share his life with strangers.

Kathy also likes to hang out on Twitter a lot, especially during football games. Kathy is a Green Bay Packers fan and has been since she was born.

1 Comment

  1. The Will Smith and Family pic pretty much says it all. I don’t watch that show, well, don’t watch MTV anymore, not for years. Loved her dad’s music, and I agree with the grounding. Seems like she’s headed down the Lohan path.

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